What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer?

Dark) At a concentration camp.

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

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Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

What is can't short for?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!

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What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!