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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

The outlet

What the?

Oh, I accidentally bought Hamburger Hinderer

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How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

Insolvent

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What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

What is the difference between a teacher and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four...

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What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

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What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.