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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

What should you buy if your hair falls out?

A good vacuum cleaner!

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What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.