What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

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What is can't short for?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!

What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

How do you make a tiramisu?

With a thousand Gigamisous