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How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why do chicken coups have two doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Why did I divide sin by tan?

Just cos.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Blonde Count Jokes More Blonde Count Jokes

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.