How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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What rock group has 4 men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Why does no one like the number 4?

It's too square.

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

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How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.