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How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Why did I divide sin by tan?

Just cos.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Blonde Count Jokes More Blonde Count Jokes

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.