How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

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What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Blonde Count Jokes More Blonde Count Jokes

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.