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How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What rock group has 4 men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

How do a neckbeard's cells divide?

By m'tosis

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Blonde Count Jokes More Blonde Count Jokes

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.