She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that
An arm and a leg.
He had a 2-2.
Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!
A Khalculator
Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.
Just cos.
Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.
Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.
Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
