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What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

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Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

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What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

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How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

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Why did the post office get sued?

For Mail-Practice!!

What two words contain the most letters?

Post office.