What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What is a punny play?

A play on words.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

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What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.