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Post Office Jokes

Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

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What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Why did the post office get sued?

For Mail-Practice!!

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers

What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

What does a feminist pick up from the post office?

Their femail

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

What two words have the most letters?

Post office.

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

What two words contain the most letters?

Post office.

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

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Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

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Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.