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What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.

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Who's there! Anderson! Anderson who?

Anderson and daughter came too!

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.