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What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Why is it that lawyers get sick?

It's because they are ually obligated to do so.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.