What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

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Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue