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What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she