Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

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What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.