Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

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Why do feminist hate the Bible?

Because it ends with A-men

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

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Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!