Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

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What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

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What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.

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What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue