Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

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Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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Why did the post office get sued?

For Mail-Practice!!

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.