Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.