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Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

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What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

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What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

How'd he do it?

The horses name was Friday.

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What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

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Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.