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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between bruce banner and Bruce Jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What's the difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert never got a famous black guy off all by himself...

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!