What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What do you call a coked-up Iron Man?

Steel Man.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!