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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.