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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Why is it called Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.