What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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What's the difference between snowman and snow woman?

Snowballs.

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

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She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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Because 7 8 9.

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None, just upgrade to windows

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Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.