Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

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Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.