Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

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What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

Whats Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?

Walking... JK Rolling

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Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

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Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!