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Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

8008132

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

Hermione Jokes More Hermione Jokes

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!