Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

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What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill?

Walking JK, Rolling.

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Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

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What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.