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Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

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Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!