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Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

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What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

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What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill?

Walking JK, Rolling.

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

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Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

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Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.