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How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Where Are You Going?

Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

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What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

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How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

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What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even...

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."