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How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra