How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

Removed

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!