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How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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What changed to make The Fantastic Four the Fantastic Three?

Nothing.

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.