How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.