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How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

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How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes three episodes.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.