How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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Where Are You Going?

Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!

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How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.