How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

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How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.