How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

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How many mens' rights activists does out take to change a lightbulb?

Well, not all of them.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

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Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.