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How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

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How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

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What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.