How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A peeping tome.

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Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status?

She's only happy when "It's Complicated."

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

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How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

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What did the ocean say to the lighthouse?

Nothing, it waved.