How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I'm no scientist

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What's so funny?

Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

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Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied

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What did the ocean say to the lighthouse?

Nothing, it waved.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....