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Lighthouse Jokes

What did the ocean say to the lighthouse?

Nothing, it waved.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

Who's sorry now?

First question on Canadian citizenship exam

What does a microcontroller say when it can't answer a question?

Ardunno

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.