Nothing, it waved.
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Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)
None of your beeswax!
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.
WANNA RIDE BIKES
Making this crap up.
M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
Addadictomy.
A washing machine
From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
