How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

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What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

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Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status?

She's only happy when "It's Complicated."

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.