How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

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What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb?

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it