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How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

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What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

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How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.