How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

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What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

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How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

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How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian