What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

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What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

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What does a cat sleep on?

A caterpillow.

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

Because K-10 is for cats.