What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

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Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

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What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!