What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

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What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.