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What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

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What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

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Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.