What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!