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What does a cat sleep on?

A caterpillow.

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What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

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What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana... What did the cow say to the banana Banana... What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus