What does a cat sleep on?

A caterpillow.

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How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!