What does a cat sleep on?

A caterpillow.

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

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What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

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