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What does a cat sleep on?

A caterpillow.

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Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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Where do cats write down notes?

Scratch Paper!

What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.