What does a cat sleep on?

A caterpillow.

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How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

Napkin.

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Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5