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What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

What do you call a constable who is good at music?

Copper.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

Deadmau5 Jokes More Deadmau5 Jokes

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

Where will they put Deadmau5 when he dies?

In a Mau5oleum!