What does music have to do with safety?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!