What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

007 Jokes More 007 Jokes

What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!