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What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

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Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.