What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

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Who's the funniest girl you know?

Lola.

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

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What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.