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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

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Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

What time do kids need naps?

At whine o'clock.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

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What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

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What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth

What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.