What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

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Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

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Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

How many successive 'ands' can you fit into a sentence with it still making sense?

The landlord at The Dog And Duck pub needed a new sign to hang above the door, so he contacted his signwriter. The signwriter arrived a week later with the new sign, hung it above the door, and asked the landlord what he thought. The landlord replied with, "I like it. However, I do feel that there should be bigger spaces between ' ' and ' ', and ' ' and ' '".

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Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

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Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

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What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.