What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

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Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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What time do kids need naps?

At whine o'clock.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents

Drama Jokes More Drama Jokes

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.