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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

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What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

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What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.