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How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.