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How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

It depends how strong you throw them

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How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

It depends how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine