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How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What do old people smell like?

Depends

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)

Photograph Jokes More Photograph Jokes

What do you call it when...?

What do you call it when you photograph childbirth? Child bornography.

When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?

Only when they snap at something!

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.