Depends on how many were photographed.
Diving
Because he's got no arms.
It Depends
Depends...
Well hell-if-i-know!
The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!
It's beer pressure.
She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Driving
Polaroids.
What do you call it when you photograph childbirth? Child bornography.
A tourist.
The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.
