How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

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You play wom with it.

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Because they don't exist

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How bad is it to poop your pants?

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It depends on the flight delays.

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Well hell-if-i-know!

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A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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Nail its other hand to the floor.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

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Only when they snap at something!

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

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The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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So she can be pardoned.