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How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

Photograph Jokes More Photograph Jokes

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Who lives in the White House?

The black man