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What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it.

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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.