What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

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What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow