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What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Because they know all the short cuts!

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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth