What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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Who's there! Bernie! Bernie who?

Bernie bridges!

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

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What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...