What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

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What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern