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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

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What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

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Where do Communists go to get burgers?

Czechers.

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

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What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders