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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

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What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

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What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...