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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

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What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern