What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

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What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

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What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders