What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

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What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

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Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

Who's there! Bernie! Bernie who?

Bernie bridges!

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What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...