What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

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What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders