They are both controlled by little green men.
Bernie Sanders
They do Yoda.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
Government bonds mature over time and earn money
He was outstanding in his field
Because attachments are forbidden.
He had no attachments.
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
Profiteroles!
PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.
Because they aren't capitalist
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
Two at most.
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
