They are both controlled by little green men.
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Bernie sanders
Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.
I don't know either he told me to askew!
They do Yoda.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
I am Root.
A so-be-it union.
Chairman
Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...
A son Bern
Because they aren't capitalist
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
Bjork in the USSR!
They were Stalin
Some mo Mexicans!
Because Oct31 = Dec25