Capitalist Jokes

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

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Earn Jokes More Earn Jokes

Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award?

He was outstanding in his field

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

Profiterole Jokes More Profiterole Jokes

What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?

PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.

What's a businessman's favourite dessert?

Profiteroles!

Low Case Letter Jokes More Low Case Letter Jokes

Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters?

Because they aren't capitalist

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

Ussr Jokes More Ussr Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Who's there! Bjork! Bjork who?

Bjork in the USSR!

Delete Jokes More Delete Jokes

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What are some of the best comments on threads?

Deleted

Little Green Man Jokes More Little Green Man Jokes

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.