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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

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Little Green Man Jokes More Little Green Man Jokes

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer?

A loose Canon.

Email Jokes More Email Jokes

What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

Deleted

How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

Conspiracy Theorist Jokes More Conspiracy Theorist Jokes

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Bernie Sander Jokes More Bernie Sander Jokes

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

Ussr Jokes More Ussr Jokes

Who's there! Bjork! Bjork who?

Bjork in the USSR!

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it.