They are both controlled by little green men.
Bernie Sanders
We may never know the truth.
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
Because AIR IS FREE
He had no attachments.
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They were Stalin
Because they aren't capitalist
A hammer and pop-sickle
Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
The sphinxster....
Potatoe
Seven. It *has* to be seven.
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.