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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Promotion Jokes More Promotion Jokes

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.