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What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Who run da world?

Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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How do pirates sing the ABC's?

Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!