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What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!