What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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What is black and doesn't work?

Decaffeinated coffee.

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

What song to snakes like to sing?

Viva Aspana!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!