What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How long were you at your last job?

"Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."