What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

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Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

What song to snakes like to sing?

Viva Aspana!

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Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

How does a burger acquire good taste?

With a little seasoning!