What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!