What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

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What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

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What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him