What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

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Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear what I Hear?

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What do the song "Dixie Chicken" and a Klansman have in common?

You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.

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Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)