What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

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How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.

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What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws.

What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?

COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...