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What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

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Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

Why was the baseball team hot?

It didn't have any fans!

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Who's there! Census! Census who?

Census presents for Christmas!

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

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Who are you with?

And "Just heard our song"

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

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How many Native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!