What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

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Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

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Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley