What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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Why can't Gingers sing RnB music?

Because they don't have any soul.

How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

When Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

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What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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Who is the bees favourite singer?

Sting!

What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport?

The long hump