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What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Snitch Jokes More Snitch Jokes

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

Sting Jokes More Sting Jokes

What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.