What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Snitch Jokes More Snitch Jokes

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Sting Jokes More Sting Jokes

Who is the bees favourite singer?

Sting!

What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.