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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

Quidditch Jokes More Quidditch Jokes

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Snitch Jokes More Snitch Jokes

What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.