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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic?

Peter Dinklige

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

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Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Why was the gangster sick after going to west Africa?

He got eballa

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Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.