Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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The game ends when they catch the snitch

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch