Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

What did the fisher say to the fishkin?

Catch you later

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Why did the chicken coop have two doors?

Cause if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

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How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

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Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!