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Why did the chicken coop have two doors?

Cause if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan

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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.