Why did the chicken coop have two doors?

Cause if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!