Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

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Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."