Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.