Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing