Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

Metro gnomes

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad