Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing