Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.