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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator