Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.