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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.