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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry