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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!

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What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

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How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone