Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

Wedding Day Jokes More Wedding Day Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?

A forty-carrot wedding ring.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Take all the matches out first!

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances