Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

Boooooooooooooots

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

Wedding Day Jokes More Wedding Day Jokes

What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?

A forty-carrot wedding ring.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Who's there! Bride! Bride who?

Bride and Prejudice!

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.