Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

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No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

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A last name.

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To match the rest of the household appliances.

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To get to the other bride.

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Because they rain supreme.

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Give her a shovel.

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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His answer: "My mom."

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You're grounded.