What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Egypt Jokes More Egypt Jokes

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!