What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

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What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

What's math?

People who give 110%

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What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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What would you call a set of old school rapper emojis?

Em-OGs

What happened to the cold jellyfish?

It set!

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How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

How do you organise games in Pompeii?

Make aedile.

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Take all the matches out first!

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

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What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

Because he always showed up in cuneiform.