What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

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What is wrong with people?

Have they never had pizza

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

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What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

What does LeBron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

Egypt Jokes More Egypt Jokes

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

Because he always showed up in cuneiform.