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What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Egypt Jokes More Egypt Jokes

What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A cairopractor.

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt