What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

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Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

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What did you win?

Atrophy

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Egypt Jokes More Egypt Jokes

What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A cairopractor.

How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.