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Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

Because he always showed up in cuneiform.

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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

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What did the Englisman say when he got a bad deal at the bazaar?

Egypt me!

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack