Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

Because he always showed up in cuneiform.

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Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

What did the Englisman say when he got a bad deal at the bazaar?

Egypt me!