What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

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What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

Because he always showed up in cuneiform.

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!