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What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

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What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

What's the only Pokemon that doesn't evolve?

Any black Pokemon, really.