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What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

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How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

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Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

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What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

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What do couch potatoes evolve into?

Computer chips.

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

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