What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

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What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

Eevee Jokes More Eevee Jokes

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

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Evolve Jokes More Evolve Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

What's the only Pokemon that doesn't evolve?

Any black Pokemon, really.