Evolve Jokes

What do couch potatoes evolve into?

Computer chips.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)