Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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What did a blind French guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

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There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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Quantum Mechanics.

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I have to walk Home Alone

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It was feeling down

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With an engin*eer.*

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He used an eyepatch

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Rigor tortoise.

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They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

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Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.