Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

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She wanted to see her nephewlope

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When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

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Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne