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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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How do windmills feel about renewable energy?

They're pretty big fans

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What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

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What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne