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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.