Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

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Why didn't 2x befriend x2?

He had trouble integrating

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

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Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.