Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

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Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.