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Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

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How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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What do you call someone who dances on cars?

A morris dancer!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

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Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.