What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!