What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

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What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

What is the biggest joke in the world as of now?

The current US presidential election

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How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"