What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

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What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

What is the difference between an american and a canadian?

69 cents.

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What's the highest rated hotel in the world?

Aushwitz, 6 million stars.

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

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How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave