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What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

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What's the difference between /r/funny and /r/jokes?

Is funny and is a joke!

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

How do Asians see the world?

In widescreen.

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How do you say goodbye to 230,000 Indonesians?

A big wave.

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!