What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

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What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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What is the fastest mineral in the world?

The malacheetah.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"