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What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

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How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

How do Asians see the world?

In widescreen.

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How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!

How do you say goodbye to German cheese?

Velveetazane