Goodbye Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

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How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

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Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

Big Wave Jokes More Big Wave Jokes

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

World Jokes More World Jokes

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

What do you call a James Bond film about a calculator?

Casio royale

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.