Pasta La Vista, baby!
Seizure later
With a big wave
A big wave.
Calculator!
Velveetazane
BOOM!
Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"
Manip-ya-later!
Adidos!
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.
In the Sir Lance Lot
A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)
Meowch!
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
The Post Office
With a thousand Gigamisous
A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
Because deep down they are really nice.
I was just following odors.
