Goodbye Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

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How do you say goodbye to an epileptic?

Seizure later

How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?

With a big wave

How do you say goodbye to 230,000 Indonesians?

A big wave.

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

How do you say goodbye to German cheese?

Velveetazane

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

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Hug Jokes More Hug Jokes

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

Arabic Jokes More Arabic Jokes

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Jockey Jokes More Jockey Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Big Wave Jokes More Big Wave Jokes

How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?

With a big wave

How do you say goodbye to 230,000 Indonesians?

A big wave.