Goodbye Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

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How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?

With a big wave

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

How do you say goodbye to German cheese?

Velveetazane

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

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Arabic Jokes More Arabic Jokes

What do you call a cowshed in Arabic?

A Mubarak

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What baby?

Oh, so you're not pregnant '

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

Big Wave Jokes More Big Wave Jokes

How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?

With a big wave

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.