Goodbye Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

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How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?

With a big wave

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

How do you say goodbye to German cheese?

Velveetazane

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

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Rail Jokes More Rail Jokes

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

Sore Tooth Jokes More Sore Tooth Jokes

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.