Jockey Jokes

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

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Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse?

An Hippic fail.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!