What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

What's the favorite color of horses?

Horse rddish.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Jockey Jokes More Jockey Jokes

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse?

An Hippic fail.

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

Because fetch is not going to happen.

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.