What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

Jockey Jokes More Jockey Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!