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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

Jockey Jokes More Jockey Jokes

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse?

An Hippic fail.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

Because fetch is not going to happen.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!