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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

It was an oxident.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

Jockey Jokes More Jockey Jokes

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse?

An Hippic fail.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!