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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

Jockey Jokes More Jockey Jokes

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!