Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

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Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

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Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

Because fetch is not going to happen.

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Who's there! Carson! Carson who?

Carconogenic!

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.