Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

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They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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30 minutes.

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Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

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Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

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Tennish.

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Tijuana build a snowman

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My toe sis!

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Because fetch is not going to happen.

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Who's there! Carson! Carson who?

Carconogenic!