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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

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Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

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What's the cheapest present for an ophan?

A tattoo with dad

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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Where are new Starcraft players born?

In the noobula

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

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What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

How did the rednecks find their sister?

Pretty good.

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

Because fetch is not going to happen.

Carson Jokes More Carson Jokes

Who's there! Carson! Carson who?

Carconogenic!

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.