Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What would you do without me?

Apparently, "Your sister" was the wrong answer.

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Carson Jokes More Carson Jokes

Who's there! Carson! Carson who?

Carconogenic!

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.