Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

WhatsApp and SMS?

Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

Because fetch is not going to happen.

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Carson Jokes More Carson Jokes

Who's there! Carson! Carson who?

Carconogenic!

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.