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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What's the suite number on that address?

8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

Ten tickles

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar.

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Carson Jokes More Carson Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Who's there! Carson! Carson who?

Carconogenic!