Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

How did the rednecks find their sister?

Pretty good.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.