Whats baked every day and sells itself?

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

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What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

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What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

What does alcohol free beer taste like?

Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.