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Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.