Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What does alcohol free beer taste like?

Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo