Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances?

Selfridges.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.