Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "
Brother-ation I've forgotten your name!
Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
He asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."
His mom got soul custody.
To a Bananas foster home.
You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
I did not see that coming.
Because he had a fare.
Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!