Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

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What're you here for?

Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

Glum Jokes More Glum Jokes

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "