Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

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How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind?

At least I'm not black.

Why the sad face?

Asks the bartender. "I got fired."

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What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

Pretty hot

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

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Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

What do you call an overpriced castration?

A divorce.

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "