Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

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What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

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What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did my Geoligist wife divorce me?

She kept on saying that everything I said was complete bullschist

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

Glum Jokes More Glum Jokes

Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!