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Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents?

Roommates

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

Why did my Geoligist wife divorce me?

She kept on saying that everything I said was complete bullschist

Glum Jokes More Glum Jokes

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "