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What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Where did the little girl go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.