What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

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What football position did the forever alone play?

Left Out

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

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What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

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What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.