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What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

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How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

Why does the Spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

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Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.

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What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

Roommates

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What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.