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What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner?

Because she was trans-parent.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.