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What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

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What do you feel when there's no coffee left?

Depresso

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

Before 15:30...

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Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

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What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.